Improve Your Sex Life By Finally Figuring Out How Sex Works

June 24, 2019 by , featured in Health
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They say old dogs can’t learn new tricks, but if you’re reading this, you’re probably not a dog. Humans can pick up new skills at any time in their lives, and it’s never too late to learn. If we seem kind of overemphatic here, it’s because it’s really, really, really about time you figured out how sex works.

Look, we get why you haven’t picked it up earlier. Sure, you took sex ed, but that was in school, and you were busy with a thing, so you tuned out. We totally understand. And then later, yeah, you might’ve watched some porn, but everyone tells you porn is really fake, so obviously, there was no way to learn how to do sex from that either. So without further ado, here’s how we recommend you finally get those answer:

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Ask Your Mom

Sure, it was awkward when she tried to explain it to you at age 15, but shouldn’t it be much easier for her now that you’re 28? We know for a fact that she knows everything there is to know. She’s a very educated lady.

Ask Your Exes

We know, calling up former partners can be weird, but at least it’s not for anything gross like to say you still love them and want to get back together. It’s for the totally normal purpose of asking how you should have sex and why they didn’t tell you this at the time.

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Ask Random Strangers Online

The Internet is a great source of information. Simply post on your social network of choice that you don’t know how to do sex and would like to learn, and you will be promptly overwhelmed with messages saying “hi” and offers to be your sugar daddy. You won’t really learn much about how sex works, but at least you won’t feel so alone.

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