This Hotel Is So Much More Than a Hotel—It’s Made of Candy, Children
These days, the hospitality industry provides so much more than a place to rest your head. Any hotel worth staying at will also offer on-site restaurants, spas, and a host of other services tempting you to never set foot off the property even in the world’s most exciting cities. This has spurred a ton of competition between the top hotels, which is why I’m so excited to have discovered the Hagwitch B&B in the lush German woods. It’s so much more than just a hotel. You can actually eat it. As in, the whole thing is made of candy.
From the hard candy windows to the gingerbread walls, there’s not a single thing in this charming cottage that can’t be eaten. That’s just the main attraction, of course. According to the proprietress, amenities abound. There are soft beds, hot baths, and delicious food that she cooks herself in a big pewter cauldron over a wood-burning stove in her rustic kitchen. At least, this is what my children told me that she told them. It’s been difficult to get more details out of them. I haven’t seen them for a few weeks.
You see, there are a few drawbacks to this amazing find.
Only children are allowed to enter. That makes sense, because it’s clearly a structure specifically designed to lure them in. But it’s not that big a deal. I mean, what adult these days can tolerate sugar and dairy found in the average gingerbread hotel, right? And who would deny their children the opportunity to nibble on a banister or two?
Unfortunately, I can’t exactly tell you where the hotel is at this time. When I decided to take the family on a hike off the beaten path, we didn’t really pay attention to where we were going. All the better to live in the moment, right? Instead, we just left a trail of gluten-free bread crumbs that have since been devoured by a flock of birds. I’ve spent days trying to find my way back, only to get even more hopelessly lost.
I don’t know where I am, where my children are, or if I’ll ever see them again. But boy-oh-boy did that hotel look nifty!
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