Mark has written for Cracked, the Modern Rogue, McSweeney's Internet Tendency, the Atlantic, Motherboard, the Daily Dot, and a bunch of other places that he can't remember off the top of his head. He also writes most of the nation's grocery lists.
Because who has time for forests?
It’s trending on Twitter, so we’re gonna say it’s true.
It’s only nine questions!
We’re tired of the slander.
We don’t recommend dying anytime soon.
We’re asking the hard questions—because someone has to.
Just try not to think too hard about it!
It’s also calling each new challenge “mandated knowledge”?
Because you don’t need it.
Adult diaper play is nothing to be ashamed of…but abusing the earth IS.
But why, though?
Seriously. Please.
We will not be offering refunds.
Like, “What am I even doing with my life?”
It’s time we talked about this.
The people of 1597 should be ashamed.
He has some deeply uncomfortable things to say about Anatolian Shepherds on YouTube.
We realized our mistake far, far too late.
A shocking truth may lurk behind this beloved childhood pastime.
It’s not a chair, probably?
Do animals put you in a better mood? Then you have to try the latest self-care trend, featuring adorable badgers! They’re cuddlier than they look!
Like the sex number!
Hi, Macaulay Culkin and the Bunny Ears staff would appreciate it if you click on this Game Of Thrones cash grab article. Please and thank you.
We really didn’t think this one through
Finding an au pair you can trust with your child is no small task. But we’ve come across a winner, and we want to share him with you!
Macaulay Culkin and Weird Al, together at last!
They’re so inspirational!
Are you a man who struggles to find comfortable underwear? Don’t worry; you’re not alone, and we share in your annoyance and anger.
We’re delving into the lighter side of a serious subject.
Alcohol is a complicated part of modern life. It’s fun in moderation but damaging in excess, and sometimes the line between the two is blurry. It never hurts to take a break from alcohol for the sake of your physical and mental well-being. But in our busy world of Tinder dates, business lunches, and bar […]
Don’t let disease get you down. Fight through your illness with our bold new method of denying its existence! You’ll be healthy in no time!
Everything seems awful all of the time these days, but are you sure that’s really the case? We’ll make the case that you should cheer up a bit.
You’ll look like a parent with impeccable modern taste, but you’ll never have to put your skills to use because your child won’t have any friends left!
You can thank us later.
Hey look, it’s Denver!
We’re standing up for what’s right.
From Goat’s Milk Lavender to Honeysuckle Harmony, they tried them all. Oh God, why?
Oh boy, I hope I get to lick a doorknob!
I forgot to pay a parking ticket because it was buried under greasy KFC boxes and dead spiders on my desk.
Literally.
It’s a lot like pranic healing, but with more panic.
We are always happy to address questions raised by our fans, even when the issue is controversial.
A rare and delightful treat from the Bunny Ears Archive!
Great for reading in the bath!
It is his right to choose what I know is best for him.
